Pet peeve: my opposite sex (boys. ugh!)
Tangentially (already) I cannot transition to saying men and women. I have no idea why. Men are boys (dudes, guys) and Women are girls. Know that I don't mean to offend. I write in the same terms that I think.
Anyway, I will start with 2 things I've learned because the explanations and questions I have take a little while to get through.
I'm writing in absolutes, but I acknowledge that these are not the opinions of all men... I acknowledge, but kind of like in a not-real-life sort of way.
Entonces.
Uno
They are not as dumb as we think they are by any stretch of the imagination. They have managed some pretty sophisticated reverse psychology on the world in their day, so 🎼 "don't you ever for a second get ta thinking..."
How on earth does one explain 75% of women not orgasming from vaginal penetration and we still know women who aren't orgasming with their male partner *at all*? If men weren't orgasming during nearly every sexual encounter they would be on strike from life and rioting in the streets every night.
The boys I've dealt with seem to think they should orgasm during every encounter, sexual or otherwise, matter of fact.
How else do you explain beautiful, educated, wonderful ppl being lured into doing the majority of housework including cooking, before, while, and after birthing children, just to prove they're a *good woman* who wants to *keep her man.*
I will socker bop a dude in the fucking balls if I ever hear some "how to keep a man" advice from any one of them henceforth. Don't believe me? Jussssssttttttt watch!
I've told men (I'm not dating) that I don't want nor plan to have children. They advocate so hard for this nameless, nonexistent man. "You're not going to give him at least one child? That's selfish." My response: You know what I can give a begging but want to be choosy muthafucka? An uppercut to the moon and I would be happy to do the same for you. Okay, that's a lie, but my actual response isn't that different.
I told In The Meantime that I will either have a husband OR have a baby, but not both. It's too much of a burden. Statistically, do you know who generally plummets into poverty, and why, after divorce? You guessed it. The women and those fucking children they gifted to some bastard they wouldn't piss on if he combusted on her porch. That's who.
"Loving [these dudes] is not enough. Find out when you're fucking broke that love won't get you on the bus." 50 Cent
Dos
Men think that their penises are some type of soul taint-er. This was hard won wisdom. For whole YEARS of my life I didn't understand this shit. It was too confusing for my business-minding gears to churn through. So, here's what it means: if you have sex with a guy, your soul is forever blemished by his maleness. The more guys you have sex with the blacker your soul gets. Since men want your life AND soul, he doesn't want to know or think about your dirty rag of a soul. That's the only way he can persevere.
I realized that while I was so disgusted when I found out boys weren't just having unprotected sex with ppl who were special to them, THEY are disgusted by ,what they imagine, all those stains other men have left upon YOU. As best I can tell, they just avoid asking about your oily soul. Or they ask you only to then silently seethe thinking about your hoodrat-y ways. I've heard so many dudes say, "It's different because it's INSIDE OF you." I would reply, "So? And pussy juices surround and COAT you. What exactly are we discussing here? Sounds like the goose and the gander sort of exchange if you ask me.
In their minds, it is NOT. I read a YouTube comment a couple of months ago and it finally clicked what they meant. The comment said, "If we're living in a rape culture what does that mean for women? That it's causing them to be hoes? Scientists have done post mortem tests that show semen stays in women's brains even after death. " I just LOVE the half-assed conclusions bum ass dudes will jump to, without any hint of irony.
Okay. Let's say that there is scientific proof somewhere (I haven't checked). Did these same scientists do tests on men to see if vaginal secretions were still floating around forever marring the male brain? No? I'm just thinking things through with you guys, here. Is it at all possible the woman had sex not long before she died and it was that partner's semen and not semen from 35 years thence? No, okay, fine. I'm no vagina expert, but I imagine there is more fluid from vaginal secretions than semen, yet somehow men remain unfazed. Interesting.
My last question about this, is: if they think their penis and all its workings cannot do anything *but* turn eveything it touches to absolute shit, why the fuck can't they conclude that they might be the fucking problem?
I'm not saying they are the problem.
Okay, I am, but for a different reason. That would be the first thing I would think, as I do the scold and hold [1] on the schmuck stupid enough to sleep with my ignorant ass. Why did the Lord forsake me? Why did He make me destroyer of mankind?
That's just me, though. You guys chat with your young men, or think back on previous convos, and tell me if you've heard the old, "but it's *inside you"" half assed spiel. Tell me about it, darlings. I want to know it's not just me and my friends.
Scold and hold - post coitus, your young chap, whose acquaintance you may have only recently madE, may turn to you, whilst cuddling, with the sage advice that you may not want to sleep with a guy so soon after meeting him. Even though he has engaged in that same activity, after the same short epoch of your dating history, that you just did. Sigh. ~Girl Code from MTV
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