Life Is My Pet Peeve

I am perpetually single. It's just one of those random facts about me. I'm tall, for a girl. I have dimples. I am perpetually single for no reason that I can figure out. A few days ago I realized that I am probably never going to turn that ship around so that it really may continue to be a fact. For example, given that I am single for about 99.5% of my life I own what one could call an adult women's toy, okay? While I don't use it all that regularly, when you use cheap batteries they tend to burn out way quicker than batteries for the remote. To rectify this issue, I was on the hunt for a sale. I'm single so I may as well stock up, right? Finally I found one at Walgreens 2/$14 for packs of 24. Well, well, well. This must be my lucky day. I immediately made the purchase. Fast forward to a few days ago. I'm was in the Walgreens again looking very much like who-shot-John-and-why-didn't-they-kill-him wandering the aisles for snacks to enjoy. I grab my items an...

Before I get into soul sucking things I have a couple of musings. To start, my new job has an elevator, but it does NOT have a close elevator button! WTF?! How is this a thing? Who would do this??? Second, how many people are living the easy job, easy money life? The job that I have now is fairly easy and straight forward. I get paid more to do less. Of course, I'm still learning, but for the most part I understand it and nothing seems too taxing. Now I'm wondering how many other people have tough "sounding" jobs? They put out these job descriptions and people work the jobs. How many people are living this life? The other day one of my co-workers didn't feel like showing me a thing 15 minutes before it was time to leave. In the end he did show me. Wanna know what it was? We used White Out on a mistake, went to the copier, made a copy, scanned it so that he could access it on his computer, and typed in the correct thing. That was what was too much trouble for a ...